In your television form, you have provided the world with countless hours of entertainment. Therefore, it is obvious that you would be able to make the current state of the world seem far more "light" in comparison. Therefore, I propose that our reality immediately be converted into an episodic serial for my own amusement.

The Fivecast crew suffers from an identity crisis that results in them being someone else on the show.

Is this a moooooooooooooooooooooot point? Ha ha ha, puns are awesome. Also, the inaugural Fivecast blog!